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Select a religion
6 months ago posted by chris 32224
32 comments

- anonymous wrote 6 months ago
- An upside-down cross is not a satanic symbol. Saint Paul was crucified on an upside-down cross because he didn't want to be crucified the exact same way as Jesus. It's actually a very old christian symbol.

- izzyb8193 wrote 6 months ago
- it's THE satanic symbol, along with the elongated pentagon. i don't know where it came from, but that's a fact.
also, this is hysterical.... but if you're gonna make it look so realistic don't you think you should spell check??

- anonymous wrote 6 months ago
- Not to mention is actually an OLDER pagan symbol that christians took (or stole...it depends)
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- anonymous wrote 6 months ago
- This is why we can\'t have nice things.
This image is made of fail on so many different levels. The atrocious spelling and grammar, the inclusion of Judaism rather than major religions like Hinduism, the misconceptions about several of the religions, right down to getting the /names/ of some of them wrong, and the photoshop fail where not only was the Christian cross flipped upside down for Satanism, but the shadow got flipped with it. Are Satanists some kind of vampires with weird shadows?
Honestly. This looks like it was made by someone who dropped out around fifth grade.

- anonymous wrote 6 months ago
- Garbage. Total garbage. Absolutely incorrect view on all of those religions. Besides... where are agnostics? Buddhists? And by the way, WHICH satanism are we talking about here? Theistic, LaVeyan or some other? Gosh, people are idiots. It's a good thing that they will all die eventually...

- twinklestar wrote 6 months ago
- Geez. It\'s a joke on an internet blog site. Go untwist your panties girls.

- ricardoromanos wrote 6 months ago
- Dudes, it was a joke, ok? Do you understand it now? Ok, thanks.

- anonymous wrote 6 months ago
- chill...

- anonymous wrote 6 months ago
- offensive

- anonymous wrote 6 months ago
- LOL!!!!
By the way... where is the Invisible Pink Unicorn religion????

- anonymous wrote 6 months ago
- Atheism not RELIGION!

- anonymous wrote 6 months ago
- also I miss my religion which is a web browser.

- gtm wrote 6 months ago
- Hey, where is the cancel installation button ? It must a malware. no thanks.

- izzyb8193 wrote 6 months ago
- this is really funny no need to get all defensive....... and yes we also appear to be missing pastafarianism

- soularflair wrote 6 months ago
- Did the author consider doing a spell/grammar check before posting??
F*ck!

- anonymous wrote 6 months ago
- what about Scientology, or were they afraid of getting attacked for criticizing a \"religion\"?

- anonymous wrote 6 months ago
- \"Geez. It\\\'s a joke on an internet blog site\". The best jokes are based on truth and require thinking. As you can understand, there aren\'t many of those. The joke in this picture could have been a good one, if joke\'s author actually tried to make the joke interesting and spent some time thinking. So, because the moron that made this picture haven\'t tried hard enough to make something even remotely funny, as a result we right now have another piece of shit that is funny only for complete idiots and kindergarden kids. Also, this joke is harmful. The text is misspelled, so people reading this thing will have a chance of losing a bit of knowledge about grammar. The information within the joke is incorrect, so this will give wrong impression about all of mentioned beliefs. The author obviously never heard about align=\"justify\" and can\'t properly align text, so this picture will also work as a bad example for the people that will try to something decent. As you can see, there is nothing good about it. It isn\'t funny, it isn\'t interesting, and it isn\'t a good quality. So, the only good thing about this picture is that picture\'s author will, in fact, eventually die, and this piece of crap will be forgotten. Which is good.
P.S. All hail Cthulhu!

- anonymous wrote 6 months ago
- full of typos...

- anonymous wrote 6 months ago
- not funny seriously esp. what was written about islam

- twinklestar wrote 6 months ago
- \" The best jokes are based on truth and require thinking. As you can understand, there aren\\\'t many of those. The joke in this picture could have been a good one, if joke\\\'s author actually tried to make the joke interesting and spent some time thinking. So, because the moron that made this picture haven\\\'t tried hard enough to make something even remotely funny, as a result we right now have another piece of shit that is funny only for complete idiots and kindergarden kids. Also, this joke is harmful. The text is misspelled, so people reading this thing will have a chance of losing a bit of knowledge about grammar. The information within the joke is incorrect, so this will give wrong impression about all of mentioned beliefs. The author obviously never heard about align=\\\"justify\\\" and can\\\'t properly align text, so this picture will also work as a bad example for the people that will try to something decent. As you can see, there is nothing good about it. It isn\\\'t funny, it isn\\\'t interesting, and it isn\\\'t a good quality. So, the only good thing about this picture is that picture\\\'s author will, in fact, eventually die, and this piece of crap will be forgotten. Which is good.
P.S. All hail Cthulhu!\"
Your grammar was actually a lot, lot worse than the bad grammar in the joke.
\"So, because the moron that made this picture haven\'t tried hard enough\" just for starters.
It\'s \"kindergarten\", not \"kindergarden\". Even my daughter who isn\'t out of kindergarten yet can spell that.
Also, H. P. Lovecraft\'s books have a lot of typos and spelling errors and have a lot more influence than the readership of a free joke blog so that\'s an interesting comment you chose to finish with.

- anonymous wrote 6 months ago
- It was taken from lolgod, taken from
http://entresminutos.wordpress.com/2010/02/26/religion-...
Please, update the picture, thats the old versión

- anonymous wrote 6 months ago
- Hi, I am the moron who made the picture. Sorry for the misspellin, and all the grammar fails in the picture and also in this comment. I\'m not an english speaker. I\'m spanish. I tried to correct some of the fails, you can see de improved version in the last link.
I choosed the inverted cross for a simple reason. I only had these 3 icons, an I needed one more. I left the shadow upside-down because I thought it was funny. My apologies to all the photoshop fanatics.
Also, there are no more religions included for a simple reason. There were no room fore more in the original picture.
It was a simple joke, I was not triying to be profund.
For those who are afraid that this picture can give a wrong impresion about these religions, I can only say that anyone who bases his view on religion in an internet silly and lazy joke, has a serious problem.
Sorry for the pink unicorn believers, I\'m more the FSM kind of guy.

- anonymous wrote 6 months ago
- nice one

- anonymous wrote 6 months ago
- As far as I can see fanatism is the only universal religion in our days... and this on all levels of life!!! For proof, just look on above.
>>> If you don\'t belief what I say, I\'ll beat the shit out of you - hahaha <<<

- anonymous wrote 6 months ago
- idiot

- fantastico wrote 6 months ago
- i\'ll choose later...

- amearmadhir wrote 6 months ago
- don\'t make fun with religions even though u not believe in it..

- anonymous wrote 3 months ago
- Love it, very funny and true!

- anonymous wrote 3 months ago
- SPELLCHECK BITCHES!!!! oh, and atheism isn't a religion, it's a lack of religion

- anonymous wrote 3 months ago
- ^^^^^^^^Comment too long, did not read

- dequaren wrote 1 month ago
- if someone who would believe this bullshit about islam, he/she is really dumb,i have to say, read some book or visit some websites about,if u really want the learn about islam or any other religions... and this pic is absolutely saluting to the atheism and christianism,it is so obvious.
hey,first think that if u want to be objective, in christianism people believe that jesus christ is the son of god, hey guys we are talking about god, how can gob be human feelings or weaknesses like us,and you believe a god that similar like you,it means that you have really serious problems about believing or u worship urself- it makes you egoist-.remember, and one more thing, in christianism you believe in god, and his son jesus... and we muslims believe that mohammed is person who selected for enlight people forever, and Allah is the highest thing everyone can believe and worship easily by your mind... so that is the point, if you want to believe a religion you have to be respectful for something or someone,you know that u have to admit it, it's so easy buddy..
believing proof is not require to being atheist, science can agree with religions,and this is only depend on your way of looking,ur perspective, and still if you wanna believe just proofs,than do it but you can not avoid then fear from death,or feeling for bad things could be occured, simply human mind can't explain all the fucking happens, eventually human mind and heart would want to believe a GOD!!! (if u can not believe something, that means u can not avoid any fears,admit that in pain!!!)

- anonymous wrote 1 month ago
- Atheism is not a religion you tard...