I broke my wrist, and got bored of the plain ole cast
2,921 points 7 comments
My dog, who usually knows better, ate a fortune cookie from the coffee table. Classic.
2,741 points 3 comments
One thing I noticed in the new Wolf of Wall Street trailer. Leo, at it again.
2,882 points 12 comments
Bless you!
3,337 points 23 comments
Microwave at work is now demanding human sacrifices
3,955 points 7 comments
The Husband chair, every store has one or two
3,126 points 9 comments
I told you: no more horseplay in the living room!
3,388 points 5 comments
What a waste of talent
3,491 points 11 comments
If R2D2 was a bird
4,025 points 7 comments
Tour route of every band I want to see this summer
4,045 points 21 comments
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