Siri being a sarcastic bitch.
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The Gossip girl got me.
Education is important but...
Boat trip is fun they said
A little to the left...
No kitty, I don't think that is how you drink milk
The LEGO Movie, coming out in 2014
The world would be a better place if we all had Ted's attitude
What I think of, when I hear French warfare...
Living with HipsterGirl and GamerGirl
16 they say
My entire life
China invented "hairy stockings" for women to prevent unwanted male attention.
How the last day of school felt
And all doors were closed
When it's 5 minutes to 5pm at work...
Busted!
Every time I want to make a cool entrance
I'm not listening to you...
I'm a teacher and I wore this on the first day of class.
What I've realized after several games, I will never win
What I do when a hot girl is walking past me at the beach
I never know they are the same person
Meanwhile, In Brazil...
True things
Just a guy eating cotton candy backwards.
Lazy Saturdays
UFC Ultimate Kick.
Well played...
I love my wife
After I received my first paycheck
Story of my life
Paladin used his ultimate
Cake at the wedding I attended this weekend.
What kind of sorcery is this?
Censored porn sfw
24 things you didn't know about beer
Everyone needs a Pocket Penguin.
Spotted this Mac Pro out in the wild
Dude what?
When I reflect on what porn I've been watching after I'm done...
Classic Uncle Mickey
Good dad and Bad dad
She's sitting across from me at a Starbucks
Yes you better go out and get a life
Cats these days
Mr Bean watches Formula 1 racing
Never ever swallow your gum!
Welcome to the 21st century!
Favorite sexual position
