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9條爛gag IQ題

1 year8 months ago posted by ray3c 1146

1) 船上面唔可以玩咩玩具?

2) 陳太教整蓮容包 , 黃太教整豆沙包 , 邊個教整叉燒包?
{提示:係3個字  唔係乜太咩太}

3)地球爆左你會企係邊阿?

4)有條蟲爬左上皇帝條J度,,咁呢個動作可以點形容?

5)有咩野係唔雪得嫁?

6)有2個犯人犯左事,一個叫阿山,一個叫阿水 ,個警長就叫佢個部下起碼都要拉其中一個返黎.,
你估個部下拉左邊個?點解?

7) 有一日,紅國既軍隊要打綠國既軍隊, 你估紅國隊軍隊了咩名?

8)承上題,, 紅國既軍隊將領發出司令進攻,, 個司令係咩?
{提示: 呢2題個答案都係得3個字嫁咋!}
{再提示,,自問唔需要就咪望    2樣都係食物黎;] }

9) 冬甩個爸爸係邊個!?

 

(答案在comment裏)

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ray3c wrote 1 year8 months ago
1) 爆旋陀螺

2) "清侵磨較叉燒包"阿 正唔正先-_-v

3) 正常人都識企右吧?

4) 爬龍舟囉咪!

5) 不能說的秘密!

6) 佢拉左阿山., 因為"喜瑪拉雅山" (起碼拉阿山)

7) 紅豆冰 [紅豆兵]

8) 紅豆糕 [紅豆go!]

9) 係多拉A夢 ., 佢個片尾曲既副歌係咁唱(唔識既人請輕快讀一次): 冬甩個爸爸 冬甩個爸爸 多拉A夢嗯
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anonymous wrote 1 year7 months ago
good good !
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anonymous wrote 1 year4 months ago
一條都答唔出.
睇住個ANS....
真係想搵舊豆腐一頭撞死佢
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anonymous wrote 2 months ago
1 ) 爆 旋 陀 螺

2 ) 清 侵 磨

3 ) 地 球 爆 左 會 企 右

4 ) 爬 龍 舟

5 ) 秘 密 ( 不 能 說 的 秘 密 )

6) 阿 山 ( 起 碼 拉 阿 山 )

7 ) 紅 豆 冰 [ 紅 豆 兵 ]

8 ) 紅 豆 糕 [ 紅 豆 g o ! ]

9 ) 係 多 拉 A 夢 , 佢 個 片 尾 曲 既 歌 係 : ( 冬 甩 個 爸 爸 , 冬 甩 個 爸 爸 多 拉 A 夢 嗯 )

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anonymous wrote 2 months ago
唔知點講
太on9啦
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anonymous wrote 1 month ago
yo
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anonymous wrote 28 days ago
好好笑呀!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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anonymous wrote 28 days ago
Ha!Haaaaaaa!
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anonymous wrote 28 days ago
好好!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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anonymous wrote 28 days ago
郭富城唱咩歌?唱\"這歌\";去中國唱咩?

答案:唱\"人民幣\"
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anonymous wrote 26 days ago
咩人會睇過龍?

答案:眼大既人,因為「眼大睇過龍」。

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